my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

• so Leo, Percy and Piper get together and buy Nico and Hazel shirts that say “old souls” on them.
• no one expects them to wear them but they do like a lot… Like every week
• then Nico’s gets ripped in a monster attack and hazels goes through the washer with a pocket knife ( those things will shred clothing if they open) and a week later Piper gets them new ones. And it begins…
• first it starts with Leo he gets a catching fire tee shirt
• then Jason gets a greased lightning tee
• Percy gets a finding nemo one
• Annabeth gets a book owl shirt ( it had to be ordered special but is so worth it)
• then Piper gets a Miss New York 2008 tee shirt cause ya know she’s a beauty queen
• Will gets a sun drop shirt ( Apollo applauded them for that one)
• Frank gets a party animal tee
• and then everyone is wondering what they are getting for Reyna because every tee shirt so far has been perfect and then one day at the dining hall Nico comes in with a box wrapped in purple wrapping paper and sets it front of Reyna with a smirk she opens it and there is a tank top that is really simple all it says is “In memory of when I cared” the entire camp loses it and even Chiron had to cover his mouth to keep from laughing and Reyna wore it ever week without fail.

odysseus: so i guess u and patroclus are only gonna need one tent, i heard u like to share everything from tents to beds lol
achilles: remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

rick riordan’s birthday was also on june 5th but nobody cared because it was frank’s birthday. rick created frank. he brought this on himself. he made himself irrelevant.

Me: *is naturally beautiful* 

Me: *wears makeup so I can be supernaturally beautiful*